We haven’t tried everything 👁️👁️
okay but the potential of a tlt Wednesday (netflix show) au is so powerful in my brain
obviously Wednesday is the necromancer, she’s got this ruthless reputation and comes from a long line of powerful necros who are Nonius levels of renown. Probably from the ninth house, never had a trained cavalier because she didn’t really need one, more of a glorified position her younger brother holds
when she gets the summons for Canaan house, her family panics and sends out a message to their closest out of planet confidant, Esther Sinclair
Enid is the youngest out of 7 children, the rest of whom are boys; she is also the seventh in line for cavalier. She’s had substandard training compared to her brothers and only has a few years under her belt, but she trains hard to make up for it. When her mother gets the message, Esther (who still sucks and sucks more because her husband is dead) takes the delight in sending Enid to be the Ninth’s cavalier, presuming her inept. I’m thinking Enid’s fourth house (?), would explain her six brothers
Enid is trying to make the best out of a bad situation, hoping to at least get along with her necromancer (she’s not told where she’s going), and upon ending up on the ninth where the sun don’t shine and the necromancer shes supposed to work with being Wednesday Addams, she about near walks right back into the shuttle
the time between her arrival and their departure to Canaan house is filled with Enid learning how to act like a Ninth, trying to make friends (failing miserably), and trying to figure out Wednesday’s deal. She’s appalled by the skulls they paint on their faces but does her best to mimic it. When not learning how to be a Ninth, she trains, always feeling like she’s being watched.
they get to Canaan house which has a host of other characters from the show as necro/cavaliers
Thinking maybe like
Second House - Weems and Noble Walker
Third House - Bianca and Xavier
Fourth House - Ajax and Enid’s oldest brother
Fifth House - Kinbott and Rowan
Sixth House - Eugene and Yoko
Seventh House - Thornhill and Crackstone (his body at least)
Eighth House - Donovan and Tyler Gates
Ninth House - Wednesday and Enid (and Thing)
shenanigans and murder mystery solving ensues, Enid incapable of being under a vow of silence, having to face her brother (they pretend not to know each other) and her ex (very bad at pretending not to know each other), Wednesday going off alone and getting herself hurt, Enid refusing to leave her side after that, Wednesday growing increasingly more fond of Enid but trying not to show it, things getting increasingly more batshit with more people dying, Enid on high alert, seeing people die brutally in front of her, Wednesday showing softness for the first time while trying to calm Enid down
I’m telling you… the potential…
for the love of god unmute
Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in
Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office
Reading guide
- "Mr president" = me
- "The oval office" = my room
- "Their", "masquito" = errors for comedic effect
Behind the scenes
This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard
The big discourse on twitter right now is that writers going on strike or cancelling their own series are breaking an invisible “contract” they made with their fans and all creators owe their fans a satisfying conclusion to their stories.
Actually all fans owe all creators for entertaining them and if a creator says “I don’t want to perform this labor anymore,” then regardless of the cliffhanger that leaves you with, your only response should be “take care! Thank you for all your hard work!!!” :)
Like it or not… this.
Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill
siren
ID: Digital drawing of the TAZ: Amnesty PCs from the bust up, facing the viewer, in greyscale. Duck is an adult man with short hair, wearing a collared shirt. He frowns slightly. There are lines around his eyes. Aubrey is a young woman with curly hair; the sides of her head are shaved. There are several piercings in her ears, snakebites by her mouth, and she’s wearing a mesh top. She smiles. Ned is an older man with slicked back hair and a beard. He has sunglasses and is wearing a t-shirt under a jacket. He grins. End ID.


